Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Well, fuck a pig, I always thought I was

...a lady, that is.


You Are 16% Lady
You're pretty crass, and even a bit crude on occasion.
Manners don't matter to you, but they sure matter to those around you.


I simply can't understand it. I AM a lady, I AM. Behold my little lacy mittens, my parasol. I like to do lady's things, like press flowers, and stroke kittens in rivers and...shit.

*urp*

sorry

24 comments:

gandhi rules said...

You don't fool me, we've met.

belledame222 said...

curses! foiled again!

KH said...

I'm 52%. Hah!

belledame222 said...

i think you win thus far of everyone i know who's taken it. you get to host the next tea party.

Alex said...

20% here. But I thought a few of those were, you know, common courtesy, not 'ladylike' (people who talk on cell phones in movie theatres and restaurants? First against the wall when the revolution comes).

Renegade Evolution said...

i got a 24, and I'm betting I can be way more vulgar :)

The Goldfish said...

I got 76%, but then I am British. ;-P

alphabitch said...

68%???!!! That's just fucking nuts. Definitely asking the wrong questions.

antiprincess said...

I'm too much of a lady to discuss my lady percentage.

I'd like to hear more about belledame's little lace gloves, because I'm not too much of a lady to discuss my pervert percentage...

KH said...

'I'm too much of a lady to discuss my lady percentage.'

She got a zero. And Goldfish & Alphabitch are lying.

I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty & witty & bright! And I pity any girl who isn't me tonight. I'm number one! I'm number one!

Please let me be number one. I really need this.

Amber said...

"Stroke kittens in rivers?" WTF?

antiprincess said...

She got a zero. And Goldfish & Alphabitch are lying.

ok, biznatch, you're going down.

64%! 64%! Put that in your lengthy and exquisitely-carved Dunhill holder and SMOKE IT!

I may not be a bigger lady than you, but I assure you I'm a fatter lady than you...

belledame222 said...

amber: google "Emily Howard."

Dan L-K said...

If it's any consolation to anyone, I got 52%.

(And "stroke kittens in rivers" is obviously a euphemism for something.)

Spill The Beans said...

56% percent, which is about as close as I'd like to get, though nowhere near as close as my mother would like me to get.

Rootietoot said...

*smirk*

Sage said...

I'm 16% too! We're practically twins!

Veronica said...

26%

I didn't realize that ladyness required so much secrecy.

I think I misspelled secrecy. Is it ladylike to misspell?

belledame222 said...

Yes, but only if you extend your pinky while doing it.

Rootietoot said...

A lady never reveals anything personal. Especially if it involves a bodily function.
It's all about Mystery.

Dan L-K said...

Mystery's fine if it's done well, but I'm more of an Urban Fantasy fan, myself.

And occasionally Magic Realism.

jackadandy said...

I never, ever try to define or test anyone for "ladyness". But I know it when I see it. And you, belledame, are a lady. Sorry.

;-)

EL said...

belledame, you're once, twice, three times a lady. Fuck %.

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